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Dale: Dad. We're men, okay? That means a few things; we like to sh*t with the door open, we talk about p*ssy, we like to go on riverboat gambling trips, and we make our own beef jerky. That's what we do. And now that is all wrecked.
Robert: (Thinks for a minute) We literally have never done any of those things.
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- (Banging Dale's snare drum with his scrotum) John Bonham 's playing Moby Dick for real!
- (Playing with Dale's drumset, as he yells in one of the drums) FUCK YOU, DALE! FUCK YOU!!
- (Sleep-talking) I'll kill you, Leonard Nimoy .
- (At Derek's birthday gathering, during his and Dale's presentation of Prestige Worldwide) Last week, we put Liquid Paper on a bee... And it died.
- (Wearing a Nazi outfit, to some home buyers) Hey, fuckers! Welcome to the neighborhood! My name is Craig. If you guys need any fertilizer, I've got a lot of it; Close to 80 tons. (to Derek, after the home buyers leave) Hey, Derek! Sprechen Sie Dick?
- (In regards to Robert and Nancy, who are retiring, selling their residence and having him and Dale live on their own as adults) Hold on; We're not going on the boat... Derek's selling the house... We have to go therapy? (Robert nods in response) WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED!?
- (After singing for Dale, upon his request) I felt like I was hovering over my own body, watching myself sing.
- (On Christmas Day, regarding his Chewbacca mask) It's okay that mine's not movie quality.
(After they both discussed things in common)
(After their parents had divorced and now live somewhere else, Dale and Brennan are now the only ones in the house, as they are continuing to whisper in bed)
(Dale screams while he runs toward the room where Brennan is playing his drum set; with Brennan distracted, Dale thereupon grabs a cymbal and bashes Brennan in the head with it)
(Dale finds out that Brennan's brother Derek is conceited and disrespectful)
( Dale and Brennan, after Dale punched Derek )
(Dale farts for about 10 seconds, shocking the Sporting goods manager)
(Robert is furious at Dale and Brennan for destroying his boat as they all come back home from Derek's birthday party.)
(Brennan is staring at Dale while he eats)
(While playing Brennan & Dale's music video "Boats 'N Hoes")
(At the Catalina Wine Mixer)
(As Dale and Brennan are whispering to each other in bed)
(Dale and Brennan have returned to the school playground, this time by helicopter, where they have come for their revenge on the children that once tortured them)
(In the "Extended Version"; after Dale and Brennan had defeated the schoolchildren and Gardocki, who tries to run away, but is held back by Dale and Brennan)
- Will Ferrell as Brennan Huff
- John C. Reilly as Dale Doback
- Richard Jenkins as Robert Doback
- Mary Steenburgen as Nancy Huff-Doback
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“- Nancy Huff: Guys. Guys. Guys! [both guys wake up and quote last line from their dreams] - Brennan Huff: I'll kill you, Leonard Nimoy. - Dale Doback: The clown has no penis . - Nancy Huff: What kind of dreams are you guys having?” Mary Steenburgen - Nancy Huff Will Ferrell - Brennan Huff John C. Reilly - Dale Doback
“- Brennan Huff: You know what? I still hate you, but you got a pretty awesome collection of nudie mags. - Dale Doback: Yeah, I got 'em from the 70's, 80's and 90's. It's like masturbating in a time machine.” Will Ferrell - Brennan Huff John C. Reilly - Dale Doback
“- Brennan Huff: Hey Derek, you know what's good for shoulder pain? - Derek: What? - Brennan Huff: If you lick my butt hole.” Will Ferrell - Brennan Huff Adam Scott - Derek
- Dale Doback: Suppose Nancy sees me coming out of the shower and decides to come on to me. I'm looking good, got a luscious V of hair going through my chest pubes down to my ball fro. She takes one look at me and goes, "oh, my God, I've had the old bull, now I want the young calf", and she grabs me by the weiner. - Dr. Robert Doback: Shut the... (continue) (continue reading) John C. Reilly - Dale Doback Richard Jenkins - Dr. Robert Doback
- Brennan Huff: Mom , I honestly thought I was gonna be raped for a second. He had the craziest look in his eyes. And at one point he said, "lets get it on". - Dale Doback: That was about the fighting. I am so not a raper! - Brennan Huff: Look, I didn't touch your drum set, okay? - Dale Doback: I witnessed with my eyes your testicles touching my... (continue) (continue reading) Will Ferrell - Brennan Huff John C. Reilly - Dale Doback
“I swear, I'm so pissed off at my mom . As soon as she's of age, I'm putting her in a home.” Will Ferrell - Brennan Huff
“- Dale Doback: Why do you have Randy Jackson's autograph on a martial arts weapon? - Brennan Huff: 'Cause I bumped into him and all I had on me was this samurai sword. And you're not gonna not get Randy Jackson's autograph, right? - Dale Doback: I would've done the exact same thing.” John C. Reilly - Dale Doback Will Ferrell - Brennan Huff
- Dale Doback: I work at a college as a janitor even though I feel like I'm smarter than most of the people who go there. Sometimes I see an equation written on a blackboard like half an equation and... I just figure it out. - Male Therapist : Is this "Good Will Hunting"? - Dale Doback: No. - Male Therapist : It sounds a lot like the plot of "Good... (continue) (continue reading) John C. Reilly - Dale Doback Ian Roberts - Male Therapist
“- Derek: You mess with my nut, Brennan, Randy here is gonna eat your dick. - Randy: Like Kobayashi. [makes eating noise] - Derek: I've seen him do it. - Brennan Huff: You've actually seen him eating a man's penis ? - Derek: It was in international waters, so they couldn't prosecute him. But I saw it.” Adam Scott - Derek Rob Riggle - Randy Will Ferrell - Brennan Huff
- Dale Doback: Why are you so sweaty? - Brennan Huff: I was watching " Cops ". John C. Reilly - Dale Doback Will Ferrell - Brennan Huff
“- Brennan Huff: This house is a fucking prison ! - Dale Doback: On Planet Bullshit! - Brennan Huff: In the galaxy of This Sucks Camel Dicks!” Will Ferrell - Brennan Huff John C. Reilly - Dale Doback
One day my dad said, "Bobby, you are 17. It's time to throw childish things aside", and I said, "okay, Pop". But he didn't really say that, he said, "stop being a fucking dinosaur and get a job". Richard Jenkins - Dr. Robert Doback
“- Dr. Robert Doback: You have one month to find jobs or you're out on your asses. I will arrange interviews for Monday and you will go! - Dale Doback: Dad , why are you talking to me like this? I'm your son. - Dr. Robert Doback: I'm not buying that crap anymore!” Richard Jenkins - Dr. Robert Doback John C. Reilly - Dale Doback
“- Brennan Huff: I remember my first beer. - Dale Doback: That's so funny , the first time I heard that I laughed so hard I fell off my dinosaur.” Will Ferrell - Brennan Huff John C. Reilly - Dale Doback
“- Dale Doback: Okay, I'll be honest with you. I did fart. - Sporting Goods Manager : Is that onion? Onion and... Onion and ketchup. It stinks. And this is a small room .” John C. Reilly - Dale Doback Seth Rogen - Sporting Goods Manager
“- Dale Doback: Dad , we're men. That means a few things, we like to shit with the door open, we talk about pussy, we go on riverboat gambling trips , and we make our own beef jerky. That's what we do, and now that is all wrecked. - Dr. Robert Doback: We literally have never done any of those things.” John C. Reilly - Dale Doback Richard Jenkins - Dr. Robert Doback
“- Dale Doback: You and your mom are hilbillies. This is a house of learned doctors. - Brennan Huff: You're not a doctor... you're a big, fat, curly-headed fuck!” John C. Reilly - Dale Doback Will Ferrell - Brennan Huff
“- Brennan Huff: I did start taking baby aspirin . To reduce my risk for heart attack . - Dale Doback: That makes sense . You gotta keep an eye on it.” Will Ferrell - Brennan Huff John C. Reilly - Dale Doback
“- Nancy Huff: What about you Tiffany, what did you get for Christmas? - Tiffany: I got this Mikimoto pearl necklace , but next year I'm gonna ask Santa for breast implants because I'm impatient with my body.” Mary Steenburgen - Nancy Huff Elizabeth Yozamp - Tiffany
You know that one scene in "The Wizard Of Oz"... when the flying monkeys pull apart the scarecrow? That's what it was like. John C. Reilly - Dale Doback
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Looking for quotes about step brothers? We have rounded up the best step brothers quotes, sayings, captions, movie dialogues, hilarious one-liners, (with images and pictures) from the classic comedy Step Brothers. The film Step Brothers written by Adam McKay and Will Farrell released in 2008 which had a lasting impact on our lives. The movie has some memorable and hilarious quotes and diaglouges follows two immature adults (Will Farrell and John C. Reilly) who still live at home and are forced to live together when their parents get married. Initially hating each other, the pair eventually become best friends. (adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({}); Step Brothers Quotes Step Brothers Movie Quotes Funny Step Brothers Quotes Step Brothers Quotes “I am not the one staring at me.” “Then we’ll get around just fine.” “It’s the f***ing Catalina wine mixer.” “Snapping necks and cashing cheques.” “This cyclone in vanuatu. Is it pan or pam?” “Don’t lose your dinosaur.” — Robert Doback “I’ve been called the songbird of my generation.” “Gotta have my boats and hoes!” — Dale Doback “Shut your mouth. You’re just coming off stupid.” “Last week I put liquid paper on a bee… And it died.” “Don’t ever, ever touch my drum set. You understand?” “Did we just become best friends? “Yep!”” — Brennan Huff “I’m Dale, but you have to call me Dragon.” — Dale Doback “Dane Cook, pay–per–view, 20 minutes, let’s go!” — Derek “I you wake me up… I will stab you, in the neck with a knife.” “Dad, what are you doing? It’s ‘Shark Week’!” — Dale Doback “I feel like a lightning bolt hit the tip of my pe***!” — Brennan “I traveled 500 miles to give you my seed!” — lumberjack Brennan “Boats ‘n’ hoes, boats ‘n’ hoes / I gotta have me my boats and hoes.” “Robert better not get in my face, ’cause I’ll drop that mother f***er.” “You know what gets my di** hard? Helping out my friends.” — Derek “I didn’t want Salmon! I said it four times! This wedding is horse sh**.” “I wanna make bank bro. I wanna drive a range rover. I wanna get a**.” “Your drumset is a wh***! I tea bagged your drum set!” — Brennan Huff “Your singing is like a combination of Fergie and Jesus.” — Dale Doback “I want to roll you into a little ball and shove you up my v***na.” — Alice “Get out of my face, or I’m gonna roundhouse your a**.” — Brennan Huff “My mom is being eaten by a dog and there’s nothing I can do!” — Brennan “I got a belly full of white dog crap in me, and now you lay this sh** on me?!” “You’re wearing tuxedos to a job interview that requires you to clean bathrooms.” “One time I wrestled a giraffe to the ground with my bare hands.” — Dale Doback “I’m f***ing miserable. I had to get up at 10 o’clock this morning.” — Dale Doback “Listen, gang, don’t be mad at Dale for ruining the story…and possibly the evening.” “You and your mom are hillbillies. This is a house of learned doctors.” — Dale Doback “See that black smudge right there on the blade? Randy, Jackson, from American Idol.” “I’m Brennan.” “I’m Dale, but you have to call me Dragon.” “You have to call me Nighthawk.” “The Nina, the Pinta, the Santa Marian I’ll do you in the bottom while you’re drinking Sangria.” “This house is a f***ing prison!” “On Planet Bulls**t!” “In the galaxy of This S***s Camel D***s!” “Oprah, Barbara Walters, your wife. You gotta f*** one, marry one, kill one. Go!” — Dale Doback “Hey Derek, you know what’s always good for shoulder pain? If you lick my butthole.” — Brennan “You better not close your eyes, because as soon as you do, I’m gonna punch you square in the face!” “Today I saw my own son use a bicycle as a weapon. You yelled ‘rape’ at the top of your lungs.” — Nancy “You know what? I still hate you, but you got a pretty awesome collection of nudie mags.” — Brennan Huff “They broke! The bunk beds were such a terrible idea why did you make us do it? There;s blood everywhere!” “Sticks and stones may break my bones, but I will kick you repeatedly in the balls, Gardocki!” — Brennan Huff “We sail around the world and go port to port / Every time I come I produce a quart” — Prestige Worldwide, “Boats ‘n’ Hos” “You and your mom are hillbillies. This is a house of learned doctors.” “You’re not a doctor. You’re a big, fat, curly-headed f***!” “On the count of three, name your favorite dinosaur. Don’t even think about it. Just name it. Ready? One, two, three.” — Dale Doback “I’m not great at this Hallmark stuff, but Brennan, when I look at you now, I don’t want to kick you in the head quite as much.” — Derek “I’m not gonna call him dad. Brendan you are 39 years old, I wouldn’t expect you to call him dad. Well I’m not going to, ever! Even if there’s fire.” “Maybe someday we could become friends. Friends who ride majestic, translucent steeds, shooting flaming arrows across the bridge of Hemdale.” — Brennan Huff “Or a feel minutes feel better but then my emotions decided to come back with a slap across my face and I sounded like I was choking on piece of biscuit from popeyes.” ““I smoked pot with Johnny Hopkins.” “You don’t know anyone named Johnny Hopkins.” “It was Johnny Hopkins and Sloan Kettering. And they were blazing that sh** up every day..”” “I work at a college as a janitor even though I feel like I’m smarter than most of the people who go there. Sometimes, I see an equation written on a blackboard like half an equation and… I just figure it out.” — Dale Doback “Dad, we’re men. That means a few things – we like to sh** with the door open, we talk about pu***, we go on riverboat gambling trips, and we make our own beef jerky. That’s what we do, and now that is all wrecked.” — Dale Doback. “Flat. It’s so flat, I can’t even…I don’t even know. You don’t even look good while you’re singing. The worst thing I’ve ever heard. This is twelve hundred dollars a week for voice lessons, and this is what I get? Okay, I’m gonna save it with the solo…” “Suppose Nancy sees me coming out of the shower and decides to come on to me. I’m looking good, got a luscious hair going through my chest pubes down to my ball fro. She takes one look at me and goes “Oh my God, I’ve had the old bull now I want the young calf” and she grabs me by the weiner.” “Listen, I know that we started out as foe. But after that courageous act that you showed me against the one they call Derek, maybe someday we could become friends. Friends who ride majestic, translucent steeds, shooting flaming arrows across the bridge of Hemdale.” “I would follow you into the mists of Avalon, if that’s what you mean.” “You’re embarrassing yourself, you geriatric f***! Two things: You keep your liver-spotted hands off my beautiful mother. She’s a saint! And then you sit down and you write Dale and Brennan a check for $10,000. Or I’m gonna shove one of those fake hearing devices so far up your a**, you can hear the sound of your small intestine as it produces s**t!” “When I was a kid…I wanted to be a Tyrannosaurus Rex more than anything in the world. I made my arms short and I roamed the backyard, I chased the neighborhood cats, I growled and I roared. Everybody knew me and was afraid of me. And one day, my dad said, ‘Bobby, you’re 17. It’s time to throw childish things aside,’ and I said, ‘Okay, Pop.’ But he didn’t really say that, he said, ‘Stop being a f***ing dinosaur and get a job.’” Best Step Brothers Movie Quotes “So many activities!”– Brennan (Step Brothers Movie) “Do you wanna go do karate in the garage?” — Brennan (Step Brothers Movie) “What poem is that from? Is that James Joyce?” — Brennan (Step Brothers Movie) “Why are you so sweaty?” — Dale “I was watching cops.” — Brennan (Step Brothers Movie) “That’s so funny the last time I heard that I laughed so hard I fell off my dinosaur.”— Dale (Step Brothers Movie) “This is going to sound weird, but for a second, I think you took on the shape of a unicorn.”— Dale (Step Brothers Movie) “I’m going to take a pillowcase and fill it full of bars of soap and beat the shit out of you!”— Brennan (Step Brothers Movie) “Brennan, Denise called and she said she can’t spend New Year’s Eve with you because she’s not your girlfriend, she’s your therapist.” — Nancy (Step Brothers Movie) “Brennan, that is the voice of an angel. I can’t even make eye contact with you right now. Your voice is like a combination of Fergie and Jesus.”– Dale (Step Brothers Movie) “Listen, I know that we started out as foe. But after that courageous act that you showed me against the one they call Derek, maybe someday we could become friends. Friends who ride majestic, translucent steeds, shooting flaming arrows across the bridge of Hemdale.” — Brennan (Step Brothers Movie) Funny Step Brothers Quotes “ Who’s the retard?” “What if I want wings?” “There’s so much room for activities.” “I’ll lick the dog sh** if you leave us alone.” “That’s cute, I remember when I had my first beer.” “I was about six there. You don’t wanna see me go to ten.” “I think I might be able to help with the pan-pam dilemma.” “I don’t believe in belts. There should be no ranking system for toughness.” “I swear, I’m so pissed off at my mom. As soon as she’s of age, I’m putting her in a home.” “I honestly, thought that I was gonna be raped for a second. He had the craziest look in his eyes and at one point he said,”Lets’s get it on.” What’s your favorite “Step Brothers” one-liner? 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Dale Doback : Suppose Nancy sees me coming out of the shower and decides to come on to me. I'm looking good, got a luscious V of hair going through my chest pubes down to my ball fro. She takes one look at me and goes, " Oh, my God, I've had the old bull, now I want the young calf," and she grabs me by the weiner.
Dr. Robert Doback : Shut the fuck up!
Dr. Robert Doback : You jagaloons! You're failures! FAILURES!
Brennan Huff : Hey, you're embarrassing yourself, you geriatric fuck!
Nancy Huff : Brennan.
Brennan Huff : Two things: You keep your liver-spotted hands off my beautiful mother. She's a saint! And then you sit down and you write Dale and Brennan a check for $10,000.
Nancy Huff : Oh, stop it! Stop it right...
Brennan Huff : Or I'm gonna shove one of those fake hearing devices so far up your ass...
Nancy Huff : Brennan!
Brennan Huff : ...you can hear the sound of your small intestine as it produces shit!
Dale Doback : I'm just saying, you need to think about your options. I know you two are technically married but that does not mean that they have to live here.
Dr. Robert Doback : Dale, I think it's time for a change. For both of us.
Dale Doback : Dad, we're men. That means a few things - we like to shit with the door open, we talk about pussy, we go on riverboat gambling trips, and we make our own beef jerky. That's what we do, and now that is all wrecked.
[brief pause]
Dr. Robert Doback : We literally have never done any of those things.
Dr. Robert Doback : When I was a kid, when I was a little boy, I always wanted to be a dinosaur. I wanted to be a Tyrannosaurus Rex more than anything in the world. I made my arms short and I roamed the backyard, I chased the neighborhood cats, I growled and I roared. Everybody knew me and was afraid of me. And one day my dad said, "Bobby, you are 17. It's time to throw childish things aside," and I said, "Okay, Pop." But he didn't really say that, he said, "Stop being a fucking dinosaur and get a job."
Dr. Robert Doback : We're putting the house on the market.
Dale Doback : Where are we moving?
Brennan Huff : Is the house haunted?
Dr. Robert Doback : Nancy and I are retiring and sailing around the world on my boat. We are living the dream.
Dale Doback : Well what about us?
Nancy Huff : I- I'm sorry. Robert... we thought that you should take responsibility for your own lives.
Dr. Robert Doback : And this is the exciting part. We're gonna put enough money in your accounts for a security deposit on an apartment.
Dale Doback : What's this all about?
Nancy Huff : Um, more than just money. We're gonna get you another kind of support as well.
Dr. Robert Doback : You're both gonna see therapists. Nancy thinks it'll help. And guys, that's non-negotiable.
Brennan Huff : Hold on. We're not going on the boat, Derek's selling the house, we have to go to therapy?
[Robert nods]
Brennan Huff : WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED?
Derek : What if I were to tell you that I could sell this house... for 30 percent above market?
Dr. Robert Doback : That'd be great. Could you do it?
Derek : Yeah. In a heartbeat, Robby. Look, I got my real-estate license a few years back for shits and gigs. I'd even do it for four-fifths commish... because you know what really gets my dick hard? Helping out my friends.
Dale Doback : Look, we can bicker about this all night, but what's done is done, Dad. Are you guys going to invest or not?
Dr. Robert Doback : That's it!
Dr. Robert Doback : [about Dale] He left college his junior year because he said he wanted to join the family business.
Nancy Huff : But... you're a medical doctor.
Dr. Robert Doback : Believe me, I've told him that.
Dr. Robert Doback : Rock the fuck out of those drums, Dale!
Dr. Robert Doback : [they start getting hot and heavy] My name is Robert, and I play racquetball. I collect coins.
[breathes heavily]
Dr. Robert Doback : Sweet Jesus! I love Korean food!
Nancy Huff : [breathing heavily] I am Nancy Huff; I know how to make Tandoori Chicken.
[continues undressing]
Nancy Huff : I contribute to NPR every single year...
[pause]
Nancy Huff : ... and I love the movies of Rob Reiner! Pilates changed my life!
[they continue making out while stripping off their clothes]
Dr. Robert Doback : [they make out on the bed] I have a boat, and I wanna retire and sail around the world...
Nancy Huff : Oh, I LOVE the sea!
[they kiss and embrace each other]
Dr. Robert Doback : And I drive a Mercedes and I have a 40-year-old son, Dale, who still lives at home!
Nancy Huff : [rises from the bed and looks down at him, shocked] What did you *just* say?
Dr. Robert Doback : [sulks] Oh! I knew I shouldn't have told you that!
Nancy Huff : I have a 39-year-old son named Brennan- who still lives at home with me!
[they begin to have sex]
Dr. Robert Doback : You have one month to find jobs or you're out on your asses. I will arrange interviews for Monday and you will go!
Dale Doback : Dad, why are you talking to me like this? I'm your son.
Dr. Robert Doback : I'm not buying that crap anymore!
Dr. Robert Doback : I know it seems hard, but it's the best thing for both of you. We do it because we love you.
Dale Doback : Dad, I'm doing this because I love you: Fuck you!
Dr. Robert Doback : [as Dale is playing video games in his room] Dale... Dale, I'm leaving for the conference.
Dale Doback : You leave me money for pizza, Dad?
Dr. Robert Doback : Yeah. There's $20 on the hall table. Do not order pay-per-view, buddy!
Dale Doback : But what if I want wings?
Dr. Robert Doback : [as he leaves out of the house] You don't need wings!
Dale Doback : That's *NOT* ENOUGH, DAD!
Dr. Robert Doback : [at his wedding ceremony] I would like to thank all of you... for being here with us on this fantastic, wonderful day! And I would like to raise my glass; Dale and I wanna welcome you to our home with open arms!
Dale Doback : [abruptly gets up out of his chair and throws his plate, rolling his eyes] UGH! Get a room, Dad!
Dr. Robert Doback : [as Dale walks out] Oh for chris- Dale!
Dr. Robert Doback : [about his dream to be a dinosaur] So I thought, I'll be a doctor for a little while... and then go back to that.
Brennan Huff : How is that even a skill?
Nancy Huff : We were so sad you guys couldn't come to the wedding.
Dr. Robert Doback : We completely understand. You were busy fishing... with Mark Cuban.
Derek : Right. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, not just the Cubes, but Chris Daughtry, Jeff Probst, super chef Bobby Flay. I mean, it was insane. It was almost too much.
Dr. Robert Doback : [presenting in front of a crowd at a conference] The RTI cochlear implant is the state-of-the-art implantable hearing device due to its input processing of sound via the speech processor.
Dr. Robert Doback : But the most exciting new development is the external processor, which fits directly over the ear...
[he suddenly spots Nancy Huff in the audience and becomes transfixed]
Dr. Robert Doback : ... which eliminates the need to... put your face between those breasts, and-
[audience laughs]
[repeated line]
Dr. Robert Doback : You know what I got for Christmas? A crushed soul!
Dr. Robert Doback : [to Dale and Brennan on why it is their fault for divorcing Nancy] You destroyed my boat, you beat me up in your sleep, and... worst of all, you made Nancy and I resent each other! IT IS ABSOLUTELY ONE-HUNDRED AND FIFTY PERCENT YOUR FAULT!
Derek : Of course it's their fault. They are the two biggest dickheads in the world and they're living in your house!
Dr. Robert Doback : Oh God, you're impressive.
Derek : Oh, come on. I love talking to you from across the room. I feel like we have a thing. You and me, man! You're my new stepdad! You're unbelievable!
[Robert laughs giddily]
Nancy Huff : I-I've never heard that laugh before.
Dale Doback : Dad, why are you acting so weird?
[the family is driving home after watching Dale and Brennan's disastrous music video on Robert's boat]
Brennan Huff : So... big question is: Aside from the damage to the boat - which we will fix - what did you think of the presentation?
[Robert is too furious to answer]
Nancy Huff : [measured tone] Brennan... I think what you did to Robert's boat was horrid. Having said that, I think that both of you boys showed a lot of enthusiasm and inventiveness.
Dale Doback : Yes! Thank you.
Dr. Robert Doback : [to Nancy] You gotta be kidding me. They destroyed our dream and you're calling it inventive.
Nancy Huff : No, no, no. I didn't mean it like that.
Dr. Robert Doback : Yes, you did. Come on, you did. It's gonna be four years, at least, before we can sail anywhere. And you could care less, admit it.
Nancy Huff : [offended] I will not admit that, because it is not true.
Dr. Robert Doback : Oh, yeah.
Nancy Huff : But, you know, I do think that you could show a little bit more attentiveness to your son and your stepson who obviously need you.
Brennan Huff : It's true, Dr. Doback. You've been very cold and unsupportive of our dreams.
Dr. Robert Doback : [to Brennan] YOU WRECKED MY FUCKING BOAT, YOU GOON!
Nancy Huff : Don't speak to my son like that!
Dr. Robert Doback : Your son's costing me $80,000.
Dale Doback : We could bicker about this all night, but what's done is done, Dad. Are you guys gonna invest or not?
Dr. Robert Doback : That's it! That's it!
[Robert lets go of the wheel so he can lean over into the backseat and begins attacking Dale and Brennan]
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50 Step Brothers Quotes That’ll Make You Laugh Hard
If you need some cheering up and laughter in your life, then these Step Brothers quotes are for you.
Step Brothers is a film about family, being yourself, and chasing your dreams. But, above all, it is one that will crack you up and give you your dose of daily laughter.
The plot is already hilarious, with two immature men in their 40s trying to live their way through life. So, there really was no shock when the film grossed millions of dollars in its release, especially with Will Ferrel and John Reilly’s expertise in comedy. Read our complete collection below to revisit this comedy masterpiece!
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And don’t forget to check out these Fast Times at Ridgemont High quotes and Wedding Crashers quotes .
Best Step Brothers Quotes
1. “Maybe someday we could become friends. Friends who ride majestic, translucent steeds, shooting flaming arrows across the bridge of Hemdale.” – Brennan Huff
2. “Haha, that’s so funny. The last time I heard that, I laughed so hard I fell off my dinosaur!” – Dale Doback
3. “This is going to sound weird but, for a second, I think you took on the shape of a unicorn.” – Dale Doback
4. “Listen, gang, don’t be mad at Dale for ruining the story, and possibly, the evening.” – Derek Huff
5. “I am not the one staring at me.” – Brennan Huff
6. “When I was a kid, I wanted to be a Tyrannosaurus rex more than anything in the world. I made my arms short, and I roamed the backyard. I chased the neighborhood cats. I growled, and I roared. Everybody knew me and was afraid of me. And one day, my dad said, ‘Bobby, you’re 17. It’s time to throw childish things aside,’ and I said, ‘Okay, Pop.’ But he didn’t really say that. He said, ‘Stop being a f*cking dinosaur and get a job.'” – Robert Doback
7. “I’m f*cking miserable. I had to get up at 10 o’clock this morning.” – Dale Doback
8. “Did we just become best friends?” – Brennan Huff
9. “I used to smoke pot with John Hopkins. It was Johnny Hopkins and Sloan Kettering, and they would blaze that sh*t every day.” – Brennan Huff
10. “Don’t lose your dinosaur.” – Robert Doback
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11. “Hey Derek, you know what’s always good for shoulder pain? If you lick my butthole.” – Brennan Huff
12. “You know what gets my dick hard? Helping out my friends.” – Derek Huff
13. “It’s just like cold case files, it’s just like cold case files.” – Dale Doback
14. “Here’s a scenario for you. Let’s say Nancy catches me getting out of the shower. And she thinks I look good. And she sees my chest pubes all the way down to my ball fro, and she says, ‘I’ve had the old bull. Now, I want the old calf.’ Then she grabs me by the weiner.” – Dale Doback
15. “I’ll lick the sh*t if you leave us alone.” – Dale Doback
16. “I pleasured myself this evening to the image of you punching my husband.” – Alice
17. “I feel like a lightning bolt just hit the tip of my penis.” – Brennan Huff
18. Dale Doback: “I’m Dale, but you have to call me Dragon.”
Brennan Huff: “You have to call me Nighthawk.”
19. “You’re not a doctor. You’re a big fat curly-headed f*ck.” – Brennan Huff
20. “Sticks and stones may break my bones, but I will kick you repeatedly in the balls, Gardocki!” – Brennan Huff
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Step Brothers Quotes About the Drum Set
21. “I am warning you, if you touch my drums, I will stab you in the neck with a knife.” – Dale Doback
22. Dale Doback: “Did you rub your balls on my drums.”
Brennan Huff: “No, I was watching cops.”
23. Brennan Huff: “I teabagged your drum set!”
Dale Doback: “Oh yeah. Well, my drum set’s a guy, so that makes you gay!”
24. Brennan Huff: “Look, I didn’t touch your drum set, okay?”
Dale Doback: “I witnessed with my eyes your testicles touching my drum set.”
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Step Brothers Quotes That’ll Tell You About Their Family Dynamics
25. “Dad, what a terrible idea. Why did you let us do that?” – Dale Doback
26. “My mom is being eaten by a dog, and there’s nothing I can do!” – Brennan Huff
27. “Dad, we’re men, okay? That means a few things. We like to sh*t with the door open. We talk about p*ssy. We go on riverboat gambling trips. We make our own beef jerky. That’s what we do. And now, that is all wrecked.” – Dale Doback
28. “Dad, what are you doing? It’s Shark Week!” – Dale Doback
29. “I’m not gonna call him dad, not even if there’s a fire.” – Brennan Huff
30. Dale Doback: “Dad, I’m doing this because I love you. F*ck you.”
Robert Doback: “Anything else?”
Dale Doback: “No, bon voyage! Have a great time!”
31. Dale Doback: “You and your mother are a bunch of hillbillies. This is a house of learned doctors. The only reason we’re letting you live here is because me and my dad thought your mom was hot, and we thought we’d keep her around so we can both bang her, and we’ll deal with the ret*rd in the meantime.”
Brennan Huff: “Who’s the ret*rd?”
32. “You geriatric f*ck! You better keep your liver-spotted hands off my beautiful mother, who is a saint, or else I’ll shove one of your hearing devices up your *ss so you can hear the sound of your own small intestines producing sh*t!” – Brennan Huff
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Step Brothers Quotes to Learn About Music
33. “I’ve been called the songbird of my generation by people who’ve heard me. That good.” – Brennan Huff
34. “Brennan, that is the voice of an angel. I can’t even make eye contact with you right now. Your voice is like a combination of Fergie and Jesus.” – Dale Doback
35. “Flat. It’s so flat. I can’t even. I don’t even know. You don’t even look good while you’re singing. The worst thing I’ve ever heard. This is $1200 a week for voice lessons, and this is what I get? Okay, I’m gonna save it with the solo.” – Derek Huff
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Hilarious Step Brothers Quotes for a Day Full of Laughter
36. “When you fall asleep, I’m gonna punch you square in the face.” – Brennan Huff
37. Brennan Huff: “Well, Pan—am.”
Pam Gringe: “No, my name is Pam.”
Brennan Huff: “Are you saying, Pan or Pam?”
38. Denise: “Brennan, I thought you were incredibly brave. And I mean that in strictly the most clinical and professional sense possible, with no emotional, intimate, sexual, or any other undertones that you could possibly infer.”
Brennan Huff: “God, you’re gonna make me cry. What poem is that from? Is that James Joyce?”
39. “I know that you are technically married now, but that does not mean that they have to live here.” – Dale Doback
40. Manager: “Was that a fart?”
Dale Doback: “I don’t know.”
Manager: “I can taste it on my tongue.”
Dale Doback: “Okay, I’ll be honest with you. I did fart.”
Manager: “Is that onion? Onion. Onion, and ketchup. It stinks, and this is a small room.”
41. “Okay, on the count of three, name your favorite dinosaur. Don’t even think about it. Just do it. One, two, three.” – Dale Doback
42. “Oprah, Barbara Walters, your wife. You gotta f*ck one, marry one, kill one. Go!” – Dale Doback
43. “I still hate you, but you have a pretty good collection of nudie magazines.” – Brennan Huff
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44. “Today, I saw my own son use a bicycle as a weapon.” – Nancy Huff
45. Robert Doback: “Is this your purse in the freezer?”
Nancy Huff: “Yes, it’s Brennan. He sleepwalks.”
46. Dale Doback: “Can we turn our beds into bunk beds?”
Brennan Huff: “It will give us so much extra space in our room to do activities!”
47. “One time, I wrestled a giraffe to the ground with my bare hands.” – Dale Doback
48. “I’m gonna fill a pillowcase full of bars of soap and beat the sh*t out of you!” – Brennan Huff
49. “Robert better not get in my face ’cause I’ll drop that motherf*cker!” – Brennan Huff
50. “I want to roll you into a little ball and shove you up my vagina.” – Alice
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Did These Step Brothers Quotes Lighten Up Your Day?
There is nothing funnier than two overgrown men acting like kids and being ridiculous in life. So, watching Step Brothers is a time off from the seriousness of our daily lives full of work, stress, and responsibilities.
On the surface level, Step Brothers may just seem like a film of adults being idiotic and irresponsible. But, when you look at it closely, it conveys the celebration of staying true to ourselves and reaching our dreams. Without the brothers’ attitude in life, they would never succeed in music.
Overall, the film is a hilarious take on staying a child at heart. We hope that these quotes were able to motivate you to pursue what makes you happy. Keep doing what you want and enjoy life!
Which Step Brothers quote did you like the most? Have you watched the Step Brothers film? Leave a comment below!
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A Guide To The Most Iconic Riverboat Casinos In The US
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Talk about casino destinations and you’ll most likely think of Las Vegas, Atlantic City or, if you are travelling outside the US, maybe Monaco or Macau.
Yet what are called “land based” or “bricks and mortar” casinos to differentiate them from the online versions are not necessarily on land or made of bricks and mortar.
We refer, of course, to riverboat casinos, a little slice of Americana that’s as American as Super Bowl Sunday or Thanksgiving turkey. Riverboat casinos conjure up images of the Mississippi and Mark Twain complete with white suit, top hat and cigar. There are more than 60 riverboat casinos operating in the USA and every single one of them has a story to tell. Here, we highlight a handful of the very best.
The Grand Victoria, Elgin
Our first stop is not on the Mississippi at all, but on the Fox River in Elgin, 50 miles north west of Chicago . Owned and operated by Caesars Entertainment, the Grand Victoria really is a slice of Las Vegas on the Illinois waterfront. With more than 1,000 slots and video poker terminals and 36 tables, there’s a great choice of games.
If all that gambling whets your appetite, there are four dining options on board, including the highly rated Buckingham’s Steakhouse and Lounge.
Casino Queen, Marquette
The Casino Queen would look like a lifeboat if it was moored alongside the Grand Victoria, but that is all part of its charm. It offers a more intimate and personalized experience, and although there are only eight tables, they host an intriguing variety of games that are not commonly found in land (or water) based casinos. If you know how to gamble online in the US , you’ve probably seen fusion blackjack and 21+3 at US online casinos. The Casino Queen gives you an opportunity to play them in real casino surroundings.
When you step ashore, there is an adjacent 31-acre entertainment complex with a variety of attractions and a huge choice of dining options.
The Amelia Belle, Amelia
At last, we arrive in Louisiana, where the Amelia Belle lies nestled in the Avoca Island Cutoff waterway. This classic four-story riverboat looks like it has stepped straight out of a photograph from the turn of the 20 th century. When it is lit up at night, it takes your breath away.
At the tables, poker is the order of the day. The casino offers Mississippi stud, 3-card poker and Texas Holdem. There are also 800 slot games, while the Fanduel sportsbook has self-service betting kiosks, a wall full of television screens, and a huge video wall to show the biggest events.
Sam’s Town, Shreveport
On the opposite side of Louisiana, Sam’s Town could not be more different to the Amelia Belle. This floating leisure complex houses a hotel, health spa, sauna and live entertainment venue.
The casino offers more than 1,000 slots and 30 table games that include blackjack, roulette, baccarat, Let it Ride and Craps No More.
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Kevin has been involved in the gambling industry since the ‘80s. From winning tournaments to casino management, he’s ultimately done it all. Throughout the years, he’s written for various iGaming publications on topics such as the legal landscape of online casinos and strategies behind winning. His favorite game is blackjack.
Cash-strapped states across the South and Midwest in the late eighties and early nineties were desperate for a new source of cash revenue that didn’t raise taxes. Gambling seemed like an easy way out, but it was going to be a hard sell to dubious voters.
But what if they used the allure of the old riverboat gambling myths and the promise of using the riverboat casinos to keep the gambling scourge at arm’s length from impacted communities? Could they sell this new, sanitized riverboat gaming to their constituents?
The Evolution of Gaming on America’s Rivers
We will explore the history of riverboat gaming in America from the early 19th century right into the 21st. We will discuss how it morphed and was delicately managed to become a product that a broad number of people could support a few decades ago, before starting another slow decline, and we take a closer look at some of its few bright remaining stars.
- ⛴ The History of Riverboat Gambling
- ⛴ The Beginnings of Riverboat Gaming
- ⛴ A Few of the Best Riverboat Casinos Remaining
- ⛴ Conclusion
The History of Riverboat Gambling
The first steamboat to make the trip down the Ohio and then the Mississippi was aptly named New Orleans, and she made her inaugural trip in 1811. For the next 100 years, these boats would define commerce along the nation’s mighty rivers. And with commerce comes con men.
The huge sums of money that came from moving much of the fledgling nation’s goods up and down the rivers would prove to be a powerful temptation. While much of the gambling that soon developed on these long, slow trips along the river was legal, many of the men who came to play were on the wrong side of the law .
Not even two decades into the new steamboat trade and there were articles in the Eastern papers about the con men, card sharps, and confidence scams being run on every bumpkin that set foot on a boat. In 1835, the townsfolk in Vicksburg had had enough; they lynched 5 of the “professional gamblers” and burned every Faro table in town, which was stated to be in the dozens.
Much like the frontiersman who preceded them and the Wild West lawmen who would come later, these sharply dressed, supremely confident riverboat gamblers who plied their way on the steamboats of the Mississippi using only their luck and some “skills” they’d picked up along the way were the subject of many salacious headlines and stories in their day. Despite their many obvious flaws, an almost reverence was bestowed on them as archetypical American heroes.
The Beginnings Of Riverboat Gaming
The hay day of the Riverboat gambler started to fade in the 1860s during the Civil War, and then with the advent of railroads, they were soon all but forgotten. But in the early 1990s, states desperate for tax revenue and looking at the success of Las Vegas and Atlantic City decided to retest the waters of riverboat gambling.
This time, it was a way of introducing limited casino operations only along the waterways of the State’s rivers, selling it to their constituents as a diversion and pastime. Thus, the term riverboat gaming was needed . This was to be entertainment and frivolity, none of those card sharps and hustlers from the good ole days. So, a new term was coined.
Iowa led the riverboat race with the Diamond Lady in Bettendorf in April 1991. But riverboat gaming would soon come to Illinois, Mississippi, Missouri, Louisiana , and other states along the Mississippi and other large rivers like the Missouri and Ohio and even the Fox and Red Rivers.
Used mainly as a stalking horse for the eventual opening of land-based casinos in most of these states, many gamblers found the cramped quarters, the limited selection of slots and tables, and most egregious of all, the ability to only embark or disembark while the boat was at the pier, to be a let down from the Las Vegas style experience that they had been promised.
In Iowa, the first land-based casinos made an appearance in just three years. In every State, some accommodations were made , from no longer having to cruise the dangerous rivers to being allowed to move on to barges over the river to being able to move to land as long as you were adjacent to the river. This was a push generally called dock-side gaming, which meant that the actual return of elegant paddle wheelers with blackjack, roulette, and slot machines prowling the Mississippi again lasted less than a decade.
Dock-side gaming was far safer and allowed gamblers to come and go as they pleased , which drove casino revenues much higher. Also, the ability in some states to move either onto barges or land-based casinos adjacent to piers saw some spectacular casinos get built that could finally meet the promise of a Las Vegas experience.
A Few Of The Best Riverboat Casinos Remaining
If you are going to visit one of the grand old ladies of the river, we think that you should start with the actual riverboats that once traveled the Mississippi, and of these, the Amelia Belle is one of the most iconic .
Situated about an hour and a half outside New Orleans, deep in Cajun Country, this beautiful riverboat gambling hall has over 30,000 square feet of gaming space , 800 slots, and a dozen table games. Before she was damaged during Hurricane Katrina, she sailed up the river from the port of New Orleans several times a day in the mid-90s, but she now sits permanently in Bayou Bouef, her expedition days behind her.
Since Louisiana has kept its premise of at least gambling on a boat, even if its moored in a giant pool or cemented to the dock, longer than most other of the original riverboat casino states, it’s no wonder we can find most of the truly breathtaking and best riverboat casinos there.
Another of the must-see gambling boats sits on the Red River in Shreveport, Louisiana. Chosen for its 20-minute proximity to the Texas border and only two and a half hours drive from Dallas, Shreveport was once a thriving riverboat gambling town and one of the country’s premier riverboat casino locations. But the Indian tribes in Oklahoma, which sit only an hour outside of Dallas to the North, have taken some of their business.
Still, there are several other riverboats operating in Shreveport, but what we think makes the Sam’s Town Property, one of the best riverboat casinos in Louisiana , is that they’ve turned a 30,000-square-foot gaming boat into a destination resort. They have a 500+ room hotel directly adjacent and tied into the property with four restaurants including a really nice steak house and lots of other amenities. The boat itself has over 1000 slots and more than 27 table games.
One of the best riverboat casinos outside of Louisiana is the Grand Victoria in Elgin, Illinois. Built back in 1995, she was spared the dangers of cruising the Fox River in 1999, when Illinois was one of the last states to end their riverboat gaming rules that required the boats to leave their docks. Today, this 30,000-foot boat has room for 1100 slots and almost 30 tables and even sports an onboard buffet and three other restaurants. She is one of the prettier examples of the early 1990s boats that you will see as well, and it is well worth your time to get a good vantage point and take in her lines.
While both the age of riverboat gamblers and its more recent short-lived renaissance of riverboat gaming are now a thing of the past, the allure of cruising the mighty Mississippi while making your living playing cards and shooting dice will probably live on into the distant future. There is something about the water flowing past and the land slipping by out the window that just seems to call for a quick hand of poker or a spin on the roulette wheel.
It’s a call back to a time when the men and women who traveled these waterways were used to risking everything in order to follow their dreams. Get out there and check out some of those boats, wander the decks, play a hand or two of blackjack, and contemplate that river streaming by while you still have a chance to see a dying American breed , the last of the riverboat casinos.
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The 7 best mississippi river cruises for 2024.
Explore the history, culture and cuisine of the U.S. while cruising along the Mighty Mississippi.
The Best Mississippi River Cruises
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The more than 2,300-mile Mississippi River invites travelers to discover its multifaceted heritage, with a vast range of deeply rooted culture, music and history. A cruise is a fantastic way to discover many of the riverfront cities on a single trip, from the comfort of your modern riverboat or traditional paddle-wheeler.
The following Mississippi River cruise itineraries can help you choose from cruises of various lengths and options for the Lower and Upper Mississippi. Note that all fares are listed as double occupancy (based on two people per cabin), and that they might not reflect taxes, port fees or gratuities. The itinerary availability listed is also subject to change.
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American Cruise Lines operates small ships accommodating between 90 and 180 passengers that are built, flagged and crewed in the U.S. – and it's the only company in the world operating a 100% U.S.-flagged fleet of riverboats and cruise ships. ACL's itineraries traverse waterways across 35 states, with 11 itineraries dedicated to the Mississippi River. Cruisers can choose to sail on modern riverboats with a sleek interior design or while away their time aboard classic paddle-wheelers reminiscent of days gone by.
ACL offers variety as well as versatility: This line boasts both the longest and shortest sailings on this list with cruises ranging from eight to 60 days in length, including The Great United States. This inaugural 60-day voyage spans four major rivers and 20 states, making it the longest U.S. river cruise in history.
Complimentary hotel and transportation packages are available from every departure city before your cruise. You can book certain premium packages for added perks, such as two nights spent next door to Graceland in Memphis – with VIP tickets and a city tour included in the price.
Music Cities Cruise
Length: Eight days Price: Starts at $3,610 per person
Spend a week getting lost in the sounds of the Memphis blues, rock 'n' roll and country music legends on the seven-night Music Cities Cruise. A hotel stay the night before your sailing is included, but embarking in Memphis means you also have the chance to splurge on a two-night pre-cruise package near Elvis' former home Graceland .
Ports of call include Paducah, Kentucky; Dover, Tennessee; and Clarksville, Tennessee, with an overnight in Nashville and an included excursion to a show at the Grand Ole Opry. Two scenic sailing days feature picturesque views of America's Heartland along the Mississippi, Ohio and Cumberland rivers as well as Lake Barkley.
2024 dates: In 2024, there are two available itineraries in September and November.
Grand Heartland Cruise: St. Paul to New Orleans
Length: 15 days Price: Starts at $9,455 per person
This 15-day voyage allows you to explore America's rich history in towns along the Upper and Lower Mississippi River. The immersive voyage covers six states and 12 cities including St. Paul, Minnesota ; Dubuque, Iowa; St. Louis, Missouri ; Memphis, Tennessee; Natchez, Mississippi; Baton Rouge, Louisiana ; and more.
Take a step back in time while visiting Mark Twain's boyhood home in Hannibal, exploring stately historic estates in Natchez and Civil War sites in Vicksburg. At the end of a busy day ashore, you'll have plenty to chat about with fellow passengers during the evening cocktail hour.
2024 dates: American Heritage – ACL's traditional paddle-wheeler – and three modern riverboats set off on this journey from August to October in 2024.
Complete Mississippi River Cruise: New Orleans to St. Paul
Length: 22 days Price: Starts at $14,935 per person
If you want to see the entire Mississippi in one shot, check out this multiweek sailing that begins in New Orleans and ends in St. Paul, Minnesota. Along the way, you'll sail 1,393 miles, visit 10 states and experience a staggering 20 ports of call as you tour Louisiana and then head northbound to Minnesota.
In the South, walk the battlefields of the Civil War and sample delicious Southern barbecue before listening to the rhythms of jazz, the blues and rock 'n' roll. Then, explore the small and larger cities along the upper parts of the river. Remember to take time to gaze out at the picturesque scenery and the rolling farmlands of America's Midwest before disembarking in St. Paul.
2024 dates: Three of ACL's modern riverboats sail this itinerary in May, June and August in 2024.
The Great United States
Length: 60 days Price: Starts at $51,000
This two-month long journey – the longest domestic itinerary ever created – will check all the boxes for U.S. history and Civil War buffs, music and nature lovers, culinary enthusiasts, and beer and distilled spirits aficionados alike as the ship traverses America's iconic waterways through 20 states and 50 ports of call.
This epic journey showcases the natural beauty and living history of the U.S. from sea to shining sea. The sailing embarks in Portland, Oregon , on the Pacific Coast before traveling east to the Atlantic shore along four major rivers that highlight some of the country's most stunning coastlines. Upon arrival in New York Harbor, guests will have an unforgettable view of one of the most iconic landmarks in the U.S.: the Statue of Liberty .
Passengers can follow in the footsteps of Lewis and Clark along the Snake and Columbia rivers; cruise along Ol' Man River in search of Mark Twain and Elvis; see the vibrant colors of fall during peak season on the Hudson River; and take in the coastal breezes (and fresh seafood) along New England's rocky coastline.
This curated adventure also includes two flights: Jackson, Wyoming , to New Orleans as well as St. Paul to Portland, Maine , plus a land package through Glacier , Yellowstone and Grand Teton national parks. All-inclusive pricing covers the pre-cruise hotel stay, all flights and hotels between cruise segments, an ACL jacket and gear pack, daily excursions, all meals and beverages, gratuities and port charges, entertainment, and Wi-Fi.
2024 dates: The inaugural cruise sets sail on August 16, 2024.
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Viking River Cruises
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Viking is no stranger to sailing Europe's rivers; the brand is synonymous with river cruising worldwide aboard its dozens of ships. However, Viking River Cruises is a newcomer to U.S. rivers, with its purpose-built ship: the 386-passenger Viking Mississippi. Looking to carve out its own niche in the American river cruising category, Viking claims it has the region's "first truly modern cruise ship" with its distinct Scandinavian design and expansive top sun deck with an infinity plunge pool.
Viking's mostly all-inclusive fares include a complimentary excursion in each port, destination lectures and performances, beer and wine at meals, free Wi-Fi, specialty coffees and teas, and more. The line offers five itineraries ranging in length from eight to 22 days along the Mighty Mississippi. Pre- and post-cruise extensions can be added to all voyages for an additional expense.
New Orleans & Southern Charms: Round-trip from New Orleans
Length: Eight days Price: Starts at $3,999 per person
If you don't know which Viking Mississippi itinerary to choose, start here. A round-trip voyage from New Orleans is convenient for booking flights and offers an excellent opportunity to extend your stay in NOLA. Six guided tours are included across eight days, from the historic estates of Natchez to Vicksburg National Military Park. A stop in St. Francisville gives you the chance to marvel at some of the 140-plus buildings it has on the National Register of Historic Places.
If you extend your stay in New Orleans, plan to sample the local Creole cuisine and take in some of the city's nightly jazz entertainment. In the morning, grab a beignet and a steaming cup of chicory coffee au lait at the original Café du Monde in the French Market.
2024 dates: This itinerary is available on select dates in February, November and December.
Heart of the Delta: New Orleans to Memphis
Length: Nine days Price: Starts at $4,299 per person
Similar to its round-trip New Orleans Southern Charms itinerary, the Heart of the Delta cruise begins in New Orleans and calls on the same five ports, before sailing through the Lower Mississippi and disembarking in Memphis. Enjoy scenic views of the serpentine river route – perhaps with expert commentary or a local cooking demonstration – and then take time to explore the birthplace of the Memphis blues, which is also a center of civil rights history.
2024 dates: In 2024, this cruise is available in February, March, April, May, June and November.
America's Great River: St. Paul to New Orleans
Length: 15 days Price: Starts at $12,999 per person
This Viking voyage sails from St. Paul to New Orleans on a two-week trip that calls on 13 ports with one day of scenic sailing. This itinerary combines the best of Viking's other Mississippi sailings for an all-encompassing Midwestern and Southern experience with 12 guided tours.
Included in the fare is a tour of Graceland; a stroll through small-town Burlington, Iowa, to see Snake Alley, deemed the most crooked street in the world; and a visit to the National Eagle Center of Red Wing, among others. For an additional fee, hop on an airboat ride through the Atchafalaya Swamp in Baton Rouge or tour the Anheuser-Busch Brewery of St. Louis.
2024 dates: Viking has availability for this itinerary in July, September and October.
Want to cruise the Mississippi River? See the top cruises on GoToSea , a service of U.S. News.
You may have seen riverboat gambling ships or are at least familiar with riverboat gambling along U.S. waterways. However, while high rolling on the river sounds like an exciting way to spend a night (or two, or more) while on your riverboat cruise, you'll have to jump ship to play the slots, roll the dice, spin the wheel or play a hand of Texas Hold 'em. Gambling on cruise ships sailing on internal waters is prohibited by U.S. law.
Gambling on boats in the U.S. is a complicated matter. While you will find some ships sailing along American waterways that are only set up for gambling, they are not carrying passengers from port to port. Most vessels that feature riverboat gambling are now moored, offering sports betting, table games, entertainment, live music and dancing while tethered to shore.
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History of Riverboat Gambling on the Mississippi
The South has always been at least somewhat friendly to gambling due to the rise of the riverboat in the early 1900s. Games of chance were kept on the water so that anti-gambling laws wouldn’t apply. Games like poker and roulette took place on grand riverboats, even if the ship never left the dock.
This tradition was greatly reduced when the railroad became the main way to transport both goods and people, but some riverboats remain in the South today. In Mississippi and Louisiana, especially, retired steamboats are now used for river cruising and for gambling in places like Vicksburg.
Online casinos are one of the latest innovations in the casino industry. Since the rise of technological advancements, they are solid competitors to U.S.-based land-based casinos. Many gambling restrictions still remain in the South and across the ocean. For example, every casino in the UK gets licensed by the UK Gambling Commission.
The regulations of the U.S. online casino market have led to developers existing who only get associated with U.S. casinos and are not available at UK-based gaming sites. Some famous developers for the U.S. market are RealTime Gaming, Relax Gaming, Rival Gaming, Elk Studios and Betsoft.
But for those players who want the old-time experience of dressing up and boarding a grand steamboat, the South has plenty for them. Just look along the Mississippi River from Missouri to Louisiana. According to Visit Mississippi , the first steamboat to travel the Mississippi River was the New Orleans, whose October 1811 maiden voyage began in Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania. The New Orleans stopped in Natchez in December 1811 before continuing to its final port in New Orleans.
Wealthy Southerners could afford to travel by steamboat, and some were ornately decorated in the Victorian style. The riverboat casinos that remain today continue that grand tradition, with music playing onboard, restaurants available to players and even live entertainment offered regularly.
So, if you want to step back in time and experience the old South by river—without all the outlaws and pirates —consider a riverboat cruise or evening of gaming.
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| History When five cardsharps were lynched in Mississippi in 1835, the professional gamblers drove away from the south. The fashion of riverboat gambling remained as an informal routine between travelers. The two decades before the Civil War saw the pick of luxurious riverboat casino gambling. The public image of the average riverboat gambler has changed a lot in the last century. If during the 19th century riverboat gambling was part of the frontier lifestyle, nowadays, a casino cruise is something you would buy for your grandparents anniversary. If you are planning to be part of the and take part in a casino cruise, you do not have to worry about cardsharps or a tough competition around the poker table. Most of the people who join a casino cruise are recreational gamblers who appreciate a good game of craps in between fine dining and sun tanning on the dock. In addition, you would enjoy a much nicer and patient service from the casino dealers and employees than in an average Las Vegas casino. Apart from Sterling Casino Line cruise, there are numerous options available around the states for those of you who want to gamble in the middle of Country Rivers, lakes and seas. The variety of casino cruises and dockside riverboat casinos includes the most luxurious Las Vegas styles casinos and simpler alternatives. If you enjoy gambling just for fun and you tend to get sea sick, joining a casino cruise can be an enjoyable distraction for one day or for a whole weekend. |
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That means a few things; we like to shit with the door open, we talk about pussy, we like to go on riverboat gambling trips, and we make our own beef jerky. That's what we do. And now that is all wrecked. Robert: (Thinks for a minute) We literally have never done any of those things.
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Another of the must-see gambling boats sits on the Red River in Shreveport, Louisiana. Chosen for its 20-minute proximity to the Texas border and only two and a half hours drive from Dallas, Shreveport was once a thriving riverboat gambling town and one of the country's premier riverboat casino locations. But the Indian tribes in Oklahoma ...
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